Greased Monkey

Will we have it always available for purchase from the black market in the next wipes? Pretty please with cherry and syrup on top?

No doubt some of us have already experienced the nirvana that is pogo stick jumping all over the map, and if you're anything like me, you've been trying to make a golden rainbow. Personally I think only having it for 24 hours is just torture, and we need to have pogo sticks as a permanent feature in all our servers. Do you agree?

145.2m

73m.

Must. Do. Better.

Private PJs used to churn out crude oil every 10 seconds last wipe, but it's at 15 seconds now. Is that intentional or a bug?

Nominee's IGN:  Barry Badrinath
Your IGN:  Greased Monkey
Server & Region:  AU Pure 

Who has been on the AU Pure server and not bumped into Barry? No one cool, is the answer! Barry's the type of guy who'll drop anything he's doing to help some stranger across the opposite side of the map. As a result, he's STILL working on his own base, 2 weeks into the wipe. But seriously, this guy deserves a medal for everytime he comes to the rescue of another stranded traveller and every single time he drops his own projects to help someone recover their body on oil rig. Best guy ever! Well, 2nd to me, that is.

Hi! Long time listener, first time caller. I was very sad to hear about Blackhawk's ban. As much as I've gotten to know him, he's been a great friend and companion to the game. His wild ideas and great generosity has always inspired me to a better monkey to others. He has taught me there are better ways to contribute to society than just flinging horse poo at others. I hope that this helps in any little way at all, to persuade the powers that be that although Blackhawk has erred, he is after all, only a simple black hawk. To err is mortal. To forgive, is immortal.

Greased Monkey

AU Pure

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